Right Way

The other day as I was spreading some miracle whip or peanut butter on bread around noon,

I started to ponder...

Now, sometimes this is very dangerous but this time my wanderings were fairly harmless.

So I started thinking...

Why is it we always eat sandwiches from the top down? 

I don't get it.

One could start from any place on the sandwich but it is always the top.

I decided that I am going to go against the grain and start eating my sandwiches from the bottom...

but I always forget.

I mean, come on, after 35 years of eating sandwiches from the top it's a hard habit to break.


One day I could eat it from the right, the next day from the left.

This change up in the routine could probably be considered calisthenics for the brain.

Probably.

Food for thought.